Monday, January 5, 2009
Another Cycling Scandal!
Shame and disgrace are the words most likely to be used while recounting this year's Turtle Bay cyclocross. So far, the Captain of Redding One-Speed is the only member who was D.Q.'d, but it is believed that others are involved in the registration scam from which this resulted. Also, upon searching "The Bus", numerous banned substances and articles were discovered. "It is a sad day for cyclocross!" commented Foghat Fred, Redding's premier homeless cycle guy. "I sure have been enjoyin' the heck outta them hammiggers!" What?