It's really quite simple captain...

"Please tell me how many lights you see." " I see three!" Picard Say's with a beautiful roll of the R. "Wrong!" " There are four lights!" Whoops, did I just say that out loud? "They're here Honey!" "Who are, THEY?" I yell, my tongue like Play Dough. "Your tickets to the L.A. Velodrome." Holy mackerel Catfish, we're going to the World's Cup Jan. 18Th!!!