The Yaqui Soldiers are coming!

Picture yourself with a Southern fried turkey, with Hamburger gravy and kidney steak pie! Actually Sir, we're hoping you may offer something for the Kosher Vegan here. Imagine a web blog so chock fulla meaty richness, yet is actually digestible. A blog that is nourishing and enlightening. One that doesn't try to run the show, one that let's you get off the pony when your brain's butt gets sore. You mean to tell me those soldiers are powered by beans and rice? That's exactly what "we" are saying Mr. Seaweed and in the future "we" trust that such a travesty will not occur again! Now return to your post and resume your sun staring.